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Jul 29
Jul 29

Man…

even in my dreams I can’t get laid..

Jul 28

fallen-inspiration:

BREAKING NEWS

Israel has begun it’s campaign in launching the biggest ground assault on Gaza in more than 5 years.

The people of Gaza have absolutely no chance at this point. Israel will do anything to wipe Gaza off the planet. WE MUST TAKE ACTION. BOOST

Jul 28

jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

Your friend is an idiot, you’re suppose to wrap it in saran wrap.

Jul 28

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

eremiel-fallen-angel:

smartass-fallen-angel:

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

I don’t even know how to access the internet

what is this internet you speak of?

What kind of nets? 

Jul 28

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following images will be deleted within 24 hours

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Jul 28
underbree:

ohhiddles-myhiddles:

freudensteins-monster:

child-of-karma:

downxrs:

heyitsmerachelberry:

leagueofextraordinarymuses:

deandreandrowan:

wingsandcoffins:

imdeadxandimove:

thatwas-abitbritish:

crayonbreakybadass:

leadersummers:

girlsjustwannabebloody:

showmewhattodo:

justkirayukimura:

Vampires Suck, hell yeah \o/

The Hunter…. Appropriate since it was filmed here in Tasmania… Im not overly fucked… I just better brush up on my kicking ass and bush skills or else i’ll end up killed. 

Captain America…I’m game.

Titantic omfg. I’m so fucked bc I’mma drown and that’s one of my fears. Halp

"Platoon"…I think I’m gonna be ok. With everything about Vietnam that I’ve read…I might be ok…

{“Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones” I’m dead. I am literally dead.} 

((The Crow.Welp, tell my mother I love her, it looks like I’m becoming an undead vigilante.))

//Dorian Grey…. FUCKINGSHITWHYME?!

The Patriot….Half of my children and my wife die, and then I marry my sister-in-law.I also become Mel Gibson.Ok, then.

The social network.Hey, Armie Hammer is involved so I’m happy

Bonnie and Clyde the musical…… Ohmygod I’m so fucking glamorous.

…….Les Miserables…….Fuck

….hunger games…..

…A Million Ways to Die in the West. Faaaaaark.

The Princess Bride… aww :3

Thor…I’m cool widit

The aristocats. Im kinda excited

underbree:

ohhiddles-myhiddles:

freudensteins-monster:

child-of-karma:

downxrs:

heyitsmerachelberry:

leagueofextraordinarymuses:

deandreandrowan:

wingsandcoffins:

imdeadxandimove:

thatwas-abitbritish:

crayonbreakybadass:

leadersummers:

girlsjustwannabebloody:

showmewhattodo:

justkirayukimura:

Vampires Suck, hell yeah \o/

The Hunter…. Appropriate since it was filmed here in Tasmania… Im not overly fucked… I just better brush up on my kicking ass and bush skills or else i’ll end up killed. 

Captain America…I’m game.

Titantic omfg. I’m so fucked bc I’mma drown and that’s one of my fears. Halp

"Platoon"…I think I’m gonna be ok. With everything about Vietnam that I’ve read…I might be ok…

{“Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones” I’m dead. I am literally dead.} 

((The Crow.
Welp, tell my mother I love her, it looks like I’m becoming an undead vigilante.))

//Dorian Grey…. FUCKINGSHITWHYME?!

The Patriot….
Half of my children and my wife die, and then I marry my sister-in-law.
I also become Mel Gibson.
Ok, then.

The social network.
Hey, Armie Hammer is involved so I’m happy

Bonnie and Clyde the musical…… Ohmygod I’m so fucking glamorous.

…….Les Miserables…….Fuck

….hunger games…..

…A Million Ways to Die in the West. Faaaaaark.

The Princess Bride… aww :3

Thor…I’m cool widit

The aristocats. Im kinda excited

Jul 28
catandaguin:

familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

^^^^ Reblogging especially for that last comment.

I like to raise and hold and love my baby sheep meat until the day I take it to the butcher

catandaguin:

familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

^^^^ Reblogging especially for that last comment.

I like to raise and hold and love my baby sheep meat until the day I take it to the butcher

Jul 27
exemplaryetoile:

confessionsofamichaelstipe:

THIS IS WHAT A WORLD LEADER LOOKS LIKE.  
DESMOND TUTU, I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU.
      -MICHAEL STIPE  

"I would refuse to go to a homophobic heaven. No, I would say sorry, I mean I would much rather go to the other place," Archbishop Tutu said at the launch of the Free and Equal campaign in Cape Town.
"I would not worship a God who is homophobic and that is how deeply I feel about this."
Archbishop Tutu said the campaign against homophobia was similar to the campaign waged against racism in South Africa.
"I am as passionate about this campaign as I ever was about apartheid. For me, it is at the same level," he added.
[source: BBC News]

exemplaryetoile:

confessionsofamichaelstipe:

THIS IS WHAT A WORLD LEADER LOOKS LIKE.  

DESMOND TUTU, I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU.

      -MICHAEL STIPE  

"I would refuse to go to a homophobic heaven. No, I would say sorry, I mean I would much rather go to the other place," Archbishop Tutu said at the launch of the Free and Equal campaign in Cape Town.

"I would not worship a God who is homophobic and that is how deeply I feel about this."

Archbishop Tutu said the campaign against homophobia was similar to the campaign waged against racism in South Africa.

"I am as passionate about this campaign as I ever was about apartheid. For me, it is at the same level," he added.

[source: BBC News]

Jul 27

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

this is beautiful and so is she and you cannot tell me otherwise

Jul 27

tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

OHMY

Jul 27

I have noticed an incline in good things in my life. Perhaps this is the beginning of it. This is the time i’m meant to come out of my shell and be someone I want to be, rather than the being only made up of my learned reactions to a repetitive environment. 

I’ve got a phone with an actual camera and internet access, people don’t tire me out quite like they use to, my skills are becoming more pronounced than they’ve ever been, I have a hobby and am going to a gathering of it tonight, and i’m dreaming more and have been able to actually control a dream (which was fucking cool as shit).

But that’s just the tip of this iceberg. I’m going to start college, have an excellent resume, am working a part-time job at a bake house where they like me and I like them, and, not only am I making friends, I have many friends who can help me whenever I need it. 

This paticular time in my life is extraordinarily freeing for me. I’ve NEVER had even a glimpse at anything like this in my past. I’ve been too depressed, too self-suppressing, I need to kick this off.

A new time is coming.

You had best prepare.

Jul 27

capeofwonders:

seasonalweasel:

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

oh my god

I JUST SQUEALED

OMYGAWDYOUGUYS

Jul 27

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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wonder if you left the stove on

Jul 24

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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Okay so in school we had this student hangout spot where people could go and do homework or fuck around and there was this girl and all she talked about for the entire lunch period was chickens literally everything about chickens and I decided to be a nice senior and talk to her and then she thought we were friends forever because I let her talk about chickens to me and that’s why I sympathize with the man running in the gif