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Apr 18

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

I almost ate my earphone

OMG ME TOO

Apr 18

chilled:

This has been probably the worst week of my life

Apr 18

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

Apr 18

tegansaraaficionadolexie:

gamkarakatvantas:

great-aspirations:

braveheart-the-lion:

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

I would pay $10,000 to hear Michelle say “I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!!”.

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

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I really hope obama sees this

Apr 17

Im pretty sure that the reason I’ve been in a 1 year slump is beacuse ever since I graduated high school it’s been one stressful situation after another. Even if it was just that the stress is caused by the fact that i’m not out of my parents house yet, or babysitting 7 kids by force, or by the disapproval I feel from my parents of my thoughts and feeling about things. And now my niece broke her leg and the kids are mad because she’s getting more attention and it just….

It just… doesn’t stop.

Apr 17
tazer-arien:

I am almost done (only that nutrition box thing left) but I have yet to convince my teacher people would buy this tea! seven days of work are about to be given a 60! HELP!
Do not like! (he said it was false #’s cause of the likes, sorry guys he’s picky) reblog and tag #mlp tea

YES NOW PLEASE THANKS

tazer-arien:

I am almost done (only that nutrition box thing left) but I have yet to convince my teacher people would buy this tea! seven days of work are about to be given a 60! HELP!

Do not like! (he said it was false #’s cause of the likes, sorry guys he’s picky) reblog and tag #mlp tea

YES NOW PLEASE THANKS

Apr 14

10knotes:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

Apr 14
zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

Apr 14

peep-toe-shoes:

tw0doorcinema-slut:

karlellis:

10000steps:

busybeefitness:

I <3 Pibbles!

Source

<3 

I am actually crying

Awwww

Here I am again… crying because of pets.

My friends have two pit bulls and a chihuahua and the larger of the bulls always lets the chihuahua knaw on him and they play all the time.

Apr 14

huffingtonpost:

Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around.  See the full video here. 

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I’M CRYING YES

Apr 13

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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once

Apr 08

thehenreld:

1t412:

bluegirl5529:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about David Karp! (Sources 1 & 2)

ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR! IT’S THE #1 RULE OF TUMBLR

But he still can’t fix the video player.

SHHHHHHH!!! Don’t let the master hear you!!!

Always reblog the god of tumblr

Apr 08

somedayinjakarta:

WHAT IS THIS SHOW?!!?!?!?

Ah…. WHAt thE HEck… WHaT

Apr 08

not-your-regular-mom:

i think i have reblogged this a total of 9 times and i don’t give a care

YES THIS IS PERFECT YUO WIN

Apr 07
soul-assassins:

smokinthefurrr:


The people should not be afraid of their government. The
government should be afraid of their people.

Holy fucking shit is this relevant.

This needs 1 million notes

soul-assassins:

smokinthefurrr:

The people should not be afraid of their government. The

government should be afraid of their people.

Holy fucking shit is this relevant.

This needs 1 million notes