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Oct 20

fartgallery:

this is egregious

that is a FERRIS WHEEL CHAIR THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Oct 20

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

I love you don’t be hopeless please

Oct 20

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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um 

someone should really warn lightning-mcqueef…

Oct 20

tarukai788:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

the fact that this is shocking is saddening.

yay

Oct 20
mindlessswagg143:

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

AMBY AND DEXTER. THATS THE SHOW. IT WAS SKITS ON NICK JR. YOUTUBE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fTy1SuzuFs

mindlessswagg143:

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

AMBY AND DEXTER. THATS THE SHOW. IT WAS SKITS ON NICK JR. YOUTUBE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fTy1SuzuFs

Oct 20

http://www.adweek.com/news/technology/16-months-after-acquisition-yahoo-hasnt-made-tumblr-uncool-160867

Shout out to Yahoo! for not fucking up tumblr or even having an office in their building u the real MVP

Oct 20

electrikmoonlight:

gracediamondsfear:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

alicetookadrink:

Hey so to protect one of my friends I’ve decided to help her out by posting this on my blog instead. Please share this!

"This is Ian Foote. My husband and I met this man at one of my shows at the Rickshaw Theatre in East Vancouver last week and I added him on Facebook that same night because he and his girlfriend seemed nice enough.

WARNING TO WOMEN IN EAST VAN.

This man is a potential rapist who openly admits to having to forcibly stop himself from raping on the daily. Please spread this around, I want everyone in Vancouver to know to stay far away from this man.”

(Vancouver BC)

Please please please signal boost the fuck out of this you never know where your followers are. Thank you ♥

What fucking piece of shit.

This is a nightmare.  He thinks he’s being clever and cute about his disgusting tendencies.  And I’m sure once all of this gets out and the world understands what a monster he is he’ll claim it was all one big joke or social experiment or some shit.  Or that he was being sarcastic to prove a point. 

Hey, quit poking the dog with a stick. Because like in here says, all men are dogs and not people with self control.

You got a storm comin’, ian boy.

Oct 20

secretsbest:

claps

i cant…

Oct 20

glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

'my people need me.' 'rodric, no.'

Oct 20

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

if you are friends with me then that will never happen because I don’t have any friends

Oct 20

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

great googly moogly!

Oct 20
thelandofwtf:

Abandoned Hotel.http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com
Oct 20

marauders4evr:

So there are a lot of reasons why Bob’s Burgers is such a great show but today, I’m going to talk about one of my favorite parts of the show: Tina.

Or more specifically: How the family treats Tina.

I stand by a statement that I once made: Tina Belcher is everything that Meg Griffin could have been if Family Guy hadn’t screwed up.

Tina is an awkward thirteen-year-old girl and the oldest of the Belcher siblings. The show doesn’t hold back at showing some of her awkward moments. She frequently fantasizes about boys but she never knows how to act around them, she writes erotic fan/friend-fiction, she’s socially awkward, she easily panics, she often says the wrong things, etc.

And yes, members of the family have occasionally pointed out how awkward she is. But here come the best part. They don’t care! They still love Tina! She is rarely the butt of a joke and the Belchers would nevetell her to shut up or otherwise abuse her unlike some other shows on FOX.And the family is always going out of their way to do things for her because that’s what a family does. Especially Bob. Bob is such a great father and the way he’ll do anything for his kids (especially Tina) proves it. ‘Fighting’ the teacher of a Capoeira class because he refuses to give Tina her yellow cord. Driving a cab at night to make extra money to throw her a birthday party. Getting his legs waxed alongside her so that she’s not afraid. Going to the equivalent of a Brony convention to get her favorite toy back. Etc. Linda treats Tina just like the rest of the kids and fully embraces Tina’s ‘weirdness’. Even when Gene and Louise tease Tina, it’s made clear that they still love her and that teasing each other is just what siblings do. Most of the series shows the three of them doing things together and the episodes always equally involve all three siblings and using them to their full potential. All three are hilarious, all three have their moments, and all three shine. And when Tina is upset, Gene and Louise are always there to try and save the day. Whether it’s getting her to her favorite concert, getting back at a bully, letting her have her time to shine at a Bat Mitzvah, etc. 

Also, her weight is nevementioned. I don’t think anyone’s weight is mentioned in Bob’s Burgers, other than a scene where Bob cheers Teddy up.

Anyway, the point of this post is to show how amazing a show can be when they have an awkward character who still has great moments, has a family who loves her, and is actually funny, instead of making her the butt of the jokes by having her constantly be abused by her family and the writers of the show, DO YOU SEE?

Oct 20
tamorapierce:

borderlineotaku:

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

It’s such an aggressive and in your face water dance

I’m singin in the rain/Just singin in the rain/what a glorious feeling/I’m happy again

[owlet intensifies]

tamorapierce:

borderlineotaku:

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

It’s such an aggressive and in your face water dance

I’m singin in the rain/Just singin in the rain/what a glorious feeling/I’m happy again

[owlet intensifies]

Oct 20

officialfemme:

GENERIC HORROR MOVIE 5: THE RECKONING

where’s my oscar

the new paranormal activity looks good