first speech: i love naruto
second speech: i’m changing the title of president to hokage
third speech: i’ve disbanded the CIA and FBI forces and a select few are now the ANBU black ops.
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when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
me and my family think it was when we got tired of having to say something twice. 1st to say what they said, 2nd to say what he meant, or ‘was like’.
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Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.
your perfect teach me to be you
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